Archive for MY self

Weird……

Weird is just a little word for me as i am the one who can do anything if my mind is set to it..

As to tell people how weird i am i usually pick some of the most  yuk things i can find quickly and easily.And after that i try to make them bet on it as i also want to earn while doing a weird thing..

So the first thing i did was that i drank blood of a cow a whole to sips .Well it started like this that me and bro arranged a little Haleem making in our hood and as all of the guys of there and some of ours invited were there so i as usual thought why not do something crazy and make it a memorable thing. So i was searching for some thing and then i found some blood which was from the frozen meat dripping and then i said why not this i saw the meat and the pan in which it was and then i thought that after some time the whole blood will be in the pan, that is when my werid instinct rose up and after few minutes i pour that blood in an empty pepsi bottle and then announced every one to have a bet for anyone who can drink this and the one who does will be awarded with  1000 bucks…

So then they said that we will give it to yuou if you did it and as all was going according to my plan i drank it but that wasn’t all they didn’t believe it and said that drink that again so i did it and i spill some of it …

And then i was satisfied that i my mission to be different and weird is done for this occasion….

The Wedding of my fav cousin’s ….

Well two of my fav cousin’s are now married and you can believe it it was way cool than anything happend way cooler than the Bakra eid ..

I was quiet bored staying at my Uncle’s home cause there were only kids and lots of them puling my pant and shirt to play with them eating my brain and draining my temper every time i am around them or they are around me..

Well it was in December starting i mean the first ceremony before the marriage was on 17 and then 3 days back to back was one ceremony in which we people like to sing play dhol and tell people that we are happy that a person are going away from us to a new house which will be her’s for the rest of her life..

And after the Eid it was the day it was the Nikkah when we don’t had as much fun as predicted but me and my brother made it a blast for all the rest of the fellas younger and older..

After that day was the Final ceremony the Wedding of both of my cousin and here i and my brother not only had a blast time for us but for all the guest who had been in there . As we both were had an dare that who will entertain the guest more so we both pick one cousin’s reception and then the dare was on as i as usual try to make and ass out of my self by doing cute thing which people said they were and as an older brother i pick the most easy one for the dare which were the older but the wackiest reception bride and broom of the day for everyone…

Will Be Continued….

Breakup

Well a good news about my breakup ..

The girl i told you about earlier i was chatting with well now i am off with her.

My friend told me that write some stuff like:

“I love you and do you love me cause if not there is no meaning of us to talk about and its a waste of time and money..”

So i did wrote her a text message and was late at night so waited till the morning for the repl.As i was not awake and was not in a hurry for a reply so i slept and when i woke up i saw 5 messages by her on my cell phone . So i read them the first one said that no i do not want to go beyond this friendship and was sorry and blah blah blah so does the other as the other’s were about the sorry and  please do not mind this and i still am your friend and don’t take the pleasure of wishing you happy birthday as i like to chat with you more than any one and stuff like that..

As i forwarded all the message to the moron who said me to do it as i would never ever say love you to anyone in my life as for me these words are gross and yuck. I would never say it to even my mother i would tell her in another way in another expression but not directly.So we aren’t talking from then as another girl who is actually the moron’s girlfriend she told him that she is missing me,missing  the idiotic stuff i told her and all above that she misses the fun of chat we had…

And all in all i am rather happy than sad but after few days i also missed her but i have recovered now am back again full of joy and entertainment . So am moving on and hope i wont have another girlfriend like this or of any sort again..

A day with a friend

Last night was a blast as i stayed at my friends house and ther we had a chill time together as we had fun watching an old movie  while eaing lunch and as he got an Lcd monitor so we enjoyed more..
When he was talking to his girl friend i was sitting in his room chatting with a friend and before doing that i check all my mail’s and stuf on the net..
So while chatting with him i was so brutally crazy that what ever he write to me i wrote it back and like this he was pissed as we are having a meetup with him at sunday and he was telling the way we all are going to go there and how to manage the money and some more stuff like that ..
As oreviously i told about a girl and the meetup so this chat was about it too as he was asking me what will i react as i was  previously pissed due to that girl and was not going to go there but due to some frineds i have to go . So i was like wooooah and wasnt giving straight answers and he was like W T F am i upto am was saying that be serious but as i m a brat of my will i wasnt going to get serious so easily and started chat as i was doing so he was so angry that he started to make our mood go from top to bottom as he started to talk in a MOM way .
As he was saying that be serious in your life cause of that you arent getting any job and no one is taking your friendship seriously and  blah blah blah ..
And after a while i was calling him and he wasnt picking up the mobile but when he did i started saying that why are you always taking stuff seriously as all of my friends know that am the clown who dont know how to stop laughing and play dumb..
But then he was saying ok ok will talk to night about it and this time be serious and again blah blah blah ..
So now lets see how much pissed i can make him today..

Muahahahahaha

Am bad as a bad boy.

My Passion

Passion a good phrase to tell some one what he wants in a very nice way.As mine is Cars not only to know about them and trynto buy and ride them but also to make them one of a kind and due to my great imagination and desinging ability in 3d modelling.I specially design some of the cars suiting my style and my own design but never the less i also remake some of the recent and old cars to my looks as i want them..And as every one with this passion want to drive the ultimate cars i have to tease them by telling them that i drove a Bugatti Veron the most fast cars build till now.I drove it in dubai and not only this but also Ferrari , Jaguar and my fav lamborghini.So this i about my passion and the things i mostly dream and like to do in my misserable sapre time. 

Me

Me

 

A word by which i would tell you what people think of me and what i think of myself.

 So here it goes.

(my thoughts).

Well i think i am the one and only person who can entertain any one by my stupid stuff i do and by my  lame jokes and my lame sories.As I am a very lonely person from inside and a very funny at the same time i am very much appreciated and loved by the small kids and some time the alderly people.

As i also think my self a big designer but i am not as i am only thinking them in my head and then not making a hard or asoft copy of it and thats why i am nota  great designer.But i am a very good critic as i can critisize on any thing i see any where.. so basically what i think of myself is not a cool guy to hang out with a particular reason but my best pal denies it..

 

(from other view)

Well as i have heard some of my personalities views i will tell you them also..People usually my family members tell me i am still a kid witha bigger body.Am always polite with others so i am easily fooled by everyone too.

Specially all the people in my family.

But i haveto say ma friends see more potential then ma family and thats why i hang around ma friends more then ma family .

 

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