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Weird……

Weird is just a little word for me as i am the one who can do anything if my mind is set to it..

As to tell people how weird i am i usually pick some of the most  yuk things i can find quickly and easily.And after that i try to make them bet on it as i also want to earn while doing a weird thing..

So the first thing i did was that i drank blood of a cow a whole to sips .Well it started like this that me and bro arranged a little Haleem making in our hood and as all of the guys of there and some of ours invited were there so i as usual thought why not do something crazy and make it a memorable thing. So i was searching for some thing and then i found some blood which was from the frozen meat dripping and then i said why not this i saw the meat and the pan in which it was and then i thought that after some time the whole blood will be in the pan, that is when my werid instinct rose up and after few minutes i pour that blood in an empty pepsi bottle and then announced every one to have a bet for anyone who can drink this and the one who does will be awarded with  1000 bucks…

So then they said that we will give it to yuou if you did it and as all was going according to my plan i drank it but that wasn’t all they didn’t believe it and said that drink that again so i did it and i spill some of it …

And then i was satisfied that i my mission to be different and weird is done for this occasion….

An unusal friend to stay at my house….

Well one of my friend stayed at my house here on Saturday. As he never stayed at anyones house like this so it was good to see him here at my house and to be happy and awake for the first time..  He never had seen the night at our neighborhood and haven’t got out of his house late at night and roam free on the street. So now he got a great chance to do it and be free to do anything as in my house everything is chill and cool to do but in some certain conditions..

As he came at 10:30 so  we kind of have a late tea out at the local tea house who serves good Tea and Paratha.So as we were going we met my brother  who was coming from his tuition so we asked him to join us so he did.As he was in his bike so he flee off and said that we reach there as he will be there   already .So we both walk our way.

As we were there and only we bros are in a habit of smoking so  we smoke and drank tea and chat for about 2 hours there ..He i mean my friend was laughing like hell as when we both bros sit we are telling people how much of a psycho  we both can be and without anyone’s help how much fun we  can have..  As we both brother smoke together occasionally and we say bad things to us and don’t see when and where are we saying who is sitting and what are we saying , And the best thing is we both don’t mind a thing except if it personal ….

So after coming back home i went to my room with the friend and then we sat for almost two more hours just winning about things and then we both went out again and sat out all the night in the street…

In the end we prayed as it was the time and came back home and then sleep .

When we slept it was 7 in the morning and i dont know when he left as i was dead sleep…..

All in all it was a fun experience.

Girl

   Well i will tell you about my first relation with a girl.
As i don’t have an experience about what to say or to speak or what to do when i meet her..But some of my good friends are pro in it as they have an edgy experience in it so i get some info about what to say and what not. As like this i can be fare to her and can be a good friend to her and can play it safely..
 So her name is “Aliya” and she is a  girl from a high class in our society . Studying in Baqai university in 2 year and trying to be a doctor..   She is acting cute when with others but as i saw her picture the first thing came in my mind was How black she is and what goofy glasses she is wearing and wow she is so short from the other girls standing with her …
Well don’t know how she is as looks don’t tell everything but  as i wanna chat with her and wanna know that am i rite or its just my thing that i guess people just by looking them..
 
So we had a chat and we were like Shalalalalalala ( two birds sitting in a tree and singing in a melodious voice but just then a cloud of storm comes and ruin the mood  ) . As the mood  was upset when i heard *
Well a get together was  arranged by my friend and she was gonna come there as it was organized in a mall called forum which is near her house ..and every night when we guys  meet  i mean Mohsin and  me he  start to pull my legs saying and imaging things which will happen in side my heart when i see her.. and how will i react and stuff. But as usual i decline as i wont be doing those things as they were too cheapoo type of things……..
* That she talked rudely to my friend Mohsin and she was  rude in every question he asked .Well as i am more into friends than to my family.And what she did pissed him and real bad..
So at night he started to unload all that anger at me cause of her and now here i m pissed more than he was as some of the stuff he said wasn’t  my fault but i listened and the thing which really pissed me off was that he wasn’t listening to me. Just saying what he wanted to say and then at last he added his girl in the conversation which made me speechless as i don’t know what to talk to her about as i was pissed and don’t wanna talk to a girl at that moment..
 But i talked to her and after a while i was like acting like a spoiled brat who don’t wanna listen to anyone just do what i want as they both reached at one place in conversation that they were making me say yes as they still wanna meet on Sunday at the same place .. But after all that i wasn’t gonna go as i was  so pissed that i thought it was better to not to go and stay at home and be happy ..
But as i never leave any of my story untold to any friend as the only friend who hear my stuff is my best pal and as i told him the next day he was saying that i am the one who is goona make the decision as he was also going to go with me and his girl friend was also gonna be ther and they are going to meet after a long time so for few moments i thought that am i being too selfish and rude not to go and dont let other’s meet thire love ones. So for the last time i asked my pal what to do and he said that what ever i will do he will be with me and then i asked if i said yes to him will he still go and he aint having any problem so he said yes and now after few minutes i was talking to mohsin and was going to have a little chat with him as i wanna clear some thing with him before i was going to say yes to him and just like that  we were having the old conversation again and having the old dispute again but now we were just saying sorry and apologizing and after a while we forget about everything and were saying that what to be done at that day as the girl should be made sorry for what she did . And as i have the hatered back in myself for the girl which i havent met so i told him that i wont be sitting with you guys and will be some where else as i am not going to enjoy any moment of that and am not going to be as clownish as i usually am and like this i was again a numb nut for him and which aint cracking as my mood while talking to him was still bad as i dont like to fight with my friends and as i am having a quarrel with him i wasnt enjoying any moment of it…..

The bottom line is that i am going and am going to give them a blast time as i am going to go with a different attitude and with a different approach of mood which will be happy for them but for me it will be like Hunh why am i here..    So lets see what happens..

EeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwW

Well today something remarkable happened and that was that an old school girl namely Faiza mateen AkA Rabia have added me in the Facebook.And man she was shocking like hell.As she had a very ugly or what other can say a very Dreadful make over and for me it was like a 3rd Stage “HEART ATTACK”.She was looking like a guy with a bad hair day. As for  some moments i can’t believe that she was the one ,when my friend told me that she really is her.Well Faiza have some critic friend who can tell wether you are looking good or not as you neeeeeeeeeed one really drastically. 

My bad luck

My bad luck.Well ever since i am out to learn from school to college and now as i am going to go to my university soon.But still through this long journey it have been ma bad luck that i cant talk to any girls , its not that i dont wanted to have Girl friend but its that when i was in school i like some one but cant talk to her and when i am at ma colege i cant talk to them either..As now when i am looking at every other guy in karachi they are having some girls around them and i am very JEALOUS when i look at them.Well i saw peoples who dont have any character but are flirting with girls . As i also got compliments thatits good i dont have any till now as they are ambushing the  study ife of them who have some relations which they bravely call LOVE.Well bad luck of mine i think wont be as bad .But the thing is that every other girl i meet on the net have said Brother to me and then is when i laugh at my self for hours.