Archive for June, 2008

News Flash…

This just in a boy is caught having a gum in his mouth while drink coke..

He was arrested by the free loaners right across the street and was brutally spanked in hands as if they were giving him high five but still it was brutal and now that boy is happy and enjoying his last sip of coke ..

We called his mother and she said ” tumharay baap ka kya jata hai “

A precise remarked heard by us everyday when we tell her that….

Weird……

Weird is just a little word for me as i am the one who can do anything if my mind is set to it..

As to tell people how weird i am i usually pick some of the most  yuk things i can find quickly and easily.And after that i try to make them bet on it as i also want to earn while doing a weird thing..

So the first thing i did was that i drank blood of a cow a whole to sips .Well it started like this that me and bro arranged a little Haleem making in our hood and as all of the guys of there and some of ours invited were there so i as usual thought why not do something crazy and make it a memorable thing. So i was searching for some thing and then i found some blood which was from the frozen meat dripping and then i said why not this i saw the meat and the pan in which it was and then i thought that after some time the whole blood will be in the pan, that is when my werid instinct rose up and after few minutes i pour that blood in an empty pepsi bottle and then announced every one to have a bet for anyone who can drink this and the one who does will be awarded with  1000 bucks…

So then they said that we will give it to yuou if you did it and as all was going according to my plan i drank it but that wasn’t all they didn’t believe it and said that drink that again so i did it and i spill some of it …

And then i was satisfied that i my mission to be different and weird is done for this occasion….